My Crush...

... is straight.

She e-mailed me and joked saying she's asking Santa for a "great guy!" BLAH! Couldn't she have just left that out? How do you turn straight girls bi or gay? Any hints? Whatever. Just another lost cause. (Sad).

Well, at least tomorrow I start my vacation around Noon. I can then proceed to drown my sorrows in alcohol. Bummer.

PS - I just tried to make myself feel better, by e-mailing my old crush. :-)