Happy New "L Word" Season!
Non-Spoilers Here....
I just, finally, finished watching the L Word, Season 5 Ep. 1 premiere off OurChart. Pretty cool they streamed it. Of course, at 9am PST time, the entire site was crashing and "no connections" could be made. Not surprisingly actually. Even if I did plan my day around it. So, at 1:30pm EST (10:30am PST, for all those who care), I was able to log into Showtime's link and view. BUT, I had plans at 3pm, and needed to get some booze and drive to my friends house prior to 3pm (I wasn't drinking while driving - that's illegal and dangerous - don't do it!).
Semi-Spoiler Alert Here!
So anyway, at 9pm, I got home and watched it. Here's my synopsis. Jenny is mad-crazy, and I actually HATE (yes, HATE) that they continue to feed into the "Jenny is crazy" camp. I remember Ilene saying she related most to Jenny in the beginning. Now she's just off the wall. However, Mia looks fucking HOT! Shane needs a hair cut. Which is ironic, since she is a stylist. I realized Joyce reminds me exactly of someone I work with (voice, sarcasm) - very funny & fantastic. Alice is always too cute. Poor Helena. Bette and Tina look mighty fine. Sexual tension anyone? Jodi still annoys me (Bette, I liked your efforts with the table!) Who else? Max was fine, even if Alice did completely insult him. I'm sure I'm forgetting people.... oh, or am I thinking there are more characters than there are? Yes, I forgot. Apparently half of them "got lost" during the past "three or so weeks" from the old season til now.
Back to reality...
If I have $5 for every time someone has asked me if I have a boyfriend yet, in the past 2 weeks (including tonight)... I would have won more money than my boy's fantasy football jackpot (errr... that was $450). It's getting old, and it's getting annoying. Why the fuck does anyone give a shit? Are they implying I'm getting old or that I'm lonely? Shut the fuck up and focus on yourself, and please stop asking about my sex life.
Thank you for letting me vent.
Off to bed. Night.
3 comments:
Kai, keep hanging with us because it is highly unlikely that any of us will ask you if you have a BF yet.
I watched the L Word Premiere off the web last evening. Jane Lynch and Cybil Shepard are very funny together. Hmmmm, Laurel Holliman is looking very hot this year. I wish Tina would have told Jenny to fuck off. As you noted, bug crazy Jenny also is looking hot this year too.
I love Marlee Matlin but, damn, she CANNOT do a hot love scene with Jennifer to save her ass. Sad face.
I didn't think it was possible to make Jenny worse - I was wrong.
It was ok. I was disappointed alittle.
The Bette and Tina thing makes sense but is annoying.
They still are teasing us with sex and not following through....sigh...
Nothing like the weird rush to get Paige out of the picture! Not complaining just seemed rushed.
WTF????? So she burned the skateshop down?????????
Whatever! (sigh)
I agree Shane needs a haircut & I have always found it ironic about her that she is a hairstylist and has the worst looking hair.....
YAY! Tasha is back! Cute!
If you wanna you can tell everyone you DO have a boyfriend and I can come and do my best Max impression! ;D
Happy New Year darling.
Big kiss at midnight!
OH! I forgot to previously mention and I wanted to say something positive about the show. It seems they are trying to put the funny back into the show. My favorite scene of the show was when the girls went to visit Helena in prison and Shane was flirting with all the inmates as she walked down the corridor as Tina whined that there are no women for her to date. Shane was very funny.
It has possibilities.
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